[mylife]

I knew a guy that went on a blind date. Hell she was like 400 lbs L0L.
When she got in the car it tilted to her side L0l
He asked her where she wanted to go. She said: “golden coral”! L0L OMG Im crackin up here! L0L

[txhurl]

lol did he bring a bit & bridle?

I'd faint dead away if I ran into that hog.