Please, can my sister become an illegal immigrant?

World Net Daily ^ | May 25, 2007 | Ilana Mercer

[goldstategop]

You don't even need paperwork. Just the word of your boss will be good enough for the folks at ICE, your friendly immigrant visa processing center.

Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

What would happen if we all just decide to move to Mexico? Can we go across the border and march and make the same demands the Mexicans are making here?

[goldstategop]

Its funny Mexico takes its immigration laws seriously whereas we stick our thumbs up at ours.

Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

I want free housing there. I’ll even pay for everything else.

[Graybeard58]

I think if this POS bill becomes law everyone should apply for the Z visa.

To paraphrase Ann Coulter: "I wish they would allow me not to pay taxes for 5 years and then pay a $5,000 penalty".

[IamConservative]

I think if this POS bill becomes law everyone should apply for the Z visa.

Not a bad idea.

[goldstategop]

If my parents had to do it all over again, they would abscond here with a Z Visa. And I probably wouldn't be a citizen thanks to the lifetime admission guarantee.

Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[true_blue_texican]

bttt

[kellynla]

anyone who thinks the illegals are gonna rush down there and sign up is dreamin’...
why should they? these clowns aren’t interested in becoming Americans...they already receive free medical, free education for their kids, free food stamps and free housing assistance...and they don’t even have to pay income tax & social security like the rest of us do! While they still get to drive on our roads & freeways and vote too!
And they don’t even have to pay back taxes, fines & five grand to do it!

what are you loco, senor?



“We don’t need no stinkin’ American citizenship!

[Tennessee Nana]

Sorry she’s too nice and too qualified to be a bonified immigrant..go to the top of the line..

But as an illgal alien...nope...doesnt have the right stuff...

[Tennessee Nana]

“could you please allow the preschool teacher at my church to become an illegal immigrant? She has been trying to do the paperwork and jump through the hoops to stay here permanently. I do think, however that she would be better off if she went back home to Canada and snuck across the border.”

There was a time that your teacher would have been preferred...but its not now...

[Aloysius88]

What’s your Spanish name?
My high school Spanish is kinda rusty. How about Aloiso Ochente Ocho?

[Tennessee Nana]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Jethro can get to be a Beverley Hillbilly brain surgeon after all.....

Take the tests but not pass them... he’s a shoe-in....

Jethro meet your first lobotomy patients...Ted, Harry, Lindsey..

[Gritty]

[investigateworld]

Hmmm

I think you have a point there.

[gubamyster]

ping

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

I saw "Skeletor" Chertoff on C-SPAN. A lady who had applied legally for entry pointed out the unfairness of the amnesty. Skeletor blew her off with the comment, "I don't see what her problem is."

What part of unfair does this arrogant a-hole lack the capability of feeling?

[VOA]

I have a distant relative that has become romantically involved
with a South-African guy that works for her father’s company.

The BRAVO SIERRA that our immigration service had given this guy
has led her to muse: maybe he should just fly into Mexico and walk into
the USA instead of going the legal route.

[dennisw]

THE REAL KICKER:
Educated visa overstayers cannot backdate their documents to get this Z VISA. We know when they came here
But uneducated 3rd worlders who jump our Mexican border can and will backdate like you wouldn’t believe

RESULT: We will import more low skilled non-English speakers