You don't know what grits are.
Like Nelson Rockefeller, who thought he was campaigning in Georgia, you'd probably put sugar on them.
I put hot sauce on my grits..and on my fried chicken too. I put butter & syrup on my waffles and brown gravy on my fried potatoes, pepper and onions. I eat'em all together for breakfast with a biscuit for the drippins and a cup of hot coffee.
How much Galleano have you had tonight pardner?