[mkjessup]

Ah say, ah say, ah say SON, y'all takin' indecent rhetorical liberties wid da memory of mah Dixie Homeland (which was secure long before they needed a federal department for dat), and if ah wanna see Viagra, ah'll jes head on up to New York where the Falls pour all of dat water 24 hours a DAY!

And ah might add son, that the last time I was in Viagra Falls New York, one of them tour guides said to me "I'll bet you don't have anything like that in Texas, now do you?" (ah was livin' in Texas at the time), and ah said "No mam, but we sho nuff got a plumber in Ft. Worth that can fix it, do ya want his number?"

She didn't utter another WORD!

God Bless Robert E. Lee!

[LexBaird]

if ah wanna see Viagra, ah'll jes head on up to New York where the Falls pour all of dat water 24 hours a DAY!

No need to trek all that way. I understand they sponsor a NASCAR team. ;^)