Forget it, we all know that Jon Cary or Albore (or any leading Demagogue) would have artfully targeted only OBL and al-Zawahiri and taken them out early on, with help from Jon Cary’s magic CIA hat and Albore’s non-firing M16 .... Bush only has to resort to lame intel releases because he did not personally ride a swift boat into Waziristan to shoot OBL in the back and strangle al-Zawahiri with the entrails of OBL’s pet goat.
Oh come on now. The French Candidate would have gone to Afghanistan himself and killed OBL himself with his own bare knuckles. He would have hunted him down cave-to-cave and kicked his backsid, even though he is hampered by bullet fragments that still remain in his arse.
And if he actually did this the headline would read "President Bush Kills innocent goat in questionable terror fighting efforts that may make US less safe by inviting reprisals"