Posted on 05/22/2007 1:07:20 AM PDT by Lorianne
As Iran has just begun it's warm-weather crackdown on women's dress in the regime with the Iranian Fashion Police out in full force, it might (or it just might not) bring up the age-old theological question-
What do women and mass transit have in common?
Quite a lot, according to Iranian Mullah Hojatolislam Hassani. In last Friday's sermon (Friday is the Islamic Holy day), Gateway Pundit reports that the Islamic hardliner divided women into three groups--
The first group... he said are the women who are badly veiled who are like buses who everyone and anyone can ride.
The second group... are women who are wearing scarves without the Islamic overcoats; they are like taxis who only pick up certain passengers.
And finally, in the third group... there are women like my wife who are like donkeys who let only one person ride them!
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Yeah, right. There’s obviously nothing sexual about a grown man breastfeeding from a grown woman. Especially when they have to maintain a professional relationship. Lalalalalalalala.........
BTTT
In our eyes, maybe; but not in their own way of thinking.
It’s pretty bad when these spiritual leaders have to resort to ‘your momma’ jokes.
That’s the level of their theological discourse? LOL
But sarge, some men prefer ugly women. They’re easy to keep, they try harder, they appreciate their man in various and sundry ways, etc.
Not me, my wife’s SMOKIN HOT, but I have seriesly heard this line of reasoning.
I was expressing my opinion on it, not theirs.
I know just a little bit about the various Middle Eastern customs. Just a tad.
Speaks volumes, doesn't it? Sort of like a bunch of little kids in the schoolyard. ;-)
Aren’t those some of Carson’s old jokes?
Question:
You are riding a bus which has as its cargo 100 stray cats and 2 metric tonnes of uncovered raw meat that is travelling at 45 KPH toward Mecca. The bus hits a cab travelling 55 KPH toward the airport.
What TIME is it...???
Hamma Time!!
speechless...
evil incarnate.
I be DAMNED if I let some fat-butt mullah ride me!
I took it that way.
And the mullahs are the leaders. Therefore, I stand by my statement.
{Having a little fun with the nit-pickers who like to look as though they are "correcting" people today....}
There is a song.
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, Make an ugly woman your wife.
I guess the Mullah is happy,even if his bedroom smells like a stable.
“Question:
You are riding a bus which has as its cargo 100 stray cats and 2 metric tonnes of uncovered raw meat that is travelling at 45 KPH toward Mecca. The bus hits a cab travelling 55 KPH toward the airport.
What TIME is it...???”
Your answer, although well thought out is NOT correct....
It’s time to take up the sword of jihad and behead all infidels....
It’s ALWAYS time for Jihad....!!!
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