[streetpreacher]

“There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.”

[kinoxi]

You must be reading the Uncyclopedia version. :)

[wizr]

To believe in God, seems the better road than not.

One may not believe in God and simply turn to dust at the end of life. However, if God speaks to us, and we reject Him, then we could be condemned to an eternity of chaos.

[Psycho_Runner]

“There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.”

Another Norris trusim: “Guns don’t kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.”