Every time I visit your fine State I am impressed by the incredible scenic grandeur as well as the exceptionally wonderful, kind, gracious and down-to-earth people.
Nonetheless, we're always looking to recruit good conservatives to dillute the Kalifornicators who can't stop flooding in. Should you decide you need a change of scenery, c'mon over to the Gem State...we need good, right thinking folks.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
NO! NO! You’ve got it all wrong! Idaho is a terrible and frightening place to live. Ferocious carnivores lurking around every turn waiting to pounce on and devour you. Snow up to your eyeballs by Labor Day. No, people are much better off and safer if they stay right where they are and deal with familiar circumstances.