All Aboard For the "Coyote Express"

Saturday, May 19, 2007 All Aboard for the “Coyote Express” by bigjolly | 05/19/2007 7:39 am | Alert moderator

Psst! Hey, you, yes, you! Want to avoid the long, hot, dangerous journey across the desert to the land of milk and honey? Got a little extra cash saved? Well, then, c’mon aboard, the Coyote Express is leaving the station!

US officials deploying men, money and machines on Mexico’s side of the border take note: undaunted human smugglers now offer illegal immigrants an “express” service into the United States.

Thousands of people have endured the two-day, non-stop exhausting desert trek by foot around border checkpoints to reach the United States every year, according to government statistics.

But now for an extra 2,000 dollars, human smugglers dubbed “coyotes” will sneak immigrants across the border in cars and trucks right under the noses of US agents, and then put them on a plane to the most favored destination, Washington.

That’s right folks, for just a little extra, you too can ride across the border in the rain because, well, because the border inspectors don’t like to get wet.

The coyotes gave Maria, and her cousin Marisol, who asked to remain anonymous, falsified US identification cards and settled them in a safe house in Mexico to wait several days — for rain.

“On rainy days, immigration does not inspect every truck,” Marisol said she was told by the coyotes, although Pierce denied this, saying the 11,000 members of his union inspect vehicles “every day rain or shine.”

Now, who are you going to believe? The coyote that smuggles people across (successfully I might add) or the union guy making excuses? My money is on the coyote.

But, once across the border on that rainy day, what is a good coyote to do with his cargo? Why, head to the nearest sanctuary city, that’s what.

The cousins reached Houston, Texas, the largest (sanctuary) city near the border

So that’s what it means to be world class. Got it. And what would the next step be? Put them on a plane and let them head to their favorite destination - our very own U.S. capitol, Washington, D.C., where else?

In return, the coyotes handed over airline tickets and the two women flew comfortably aboard a domestic airliner to the US capital, Washington, 2,200 kilometers (1,400 miles) away.

Was it frightening? “Of course, I had never been on a plane before,” Maria said.

Talk about a tourist spot for illegal aliens! Why shouldn’t they get to hobnob with the guys that are going to give them amnesty? As Teddy would say, Maria, I’m empty, fill me up!

| Permalink | Email This 15 Responses to “All Aboard for the “Coyote Express”” american woman Says: May 19th, 2007 at 7:46 am When I got to the sentence ” union” I knew mediocrity and protection were part of this story. All of you union guys who are seeing red at this moment….. I am vested in one, and know of what i speak. So we have people who don’t like to work in the rain, protecting our borders. If a coyote could figure this out, ya think an immigrant from farther away could….. Perhaps a terrorist wannabe? Where is road runner! Beep Beep

Sluth Says: May 19th, 2007 at 8:30 am The bus system runs along I-20 east and west to avoid detection and a 15 passenger van typically carries 15-20 people at a rate of $2.00 a mile and you pay for your own refreshments, food and water.

Down side is that you can’t get off the bus until you pay your fare, if you don’t round up the money at the next stop, then the tab grows and grows.

TexasAC Says: May 19th, 2007 at 8:44 am New services, from the interior of Mexico, by the “Bush-Kennedy Bus Co.”

gregg Says: May 19th, 2007 at 8:48 am At this time, whats the point of even having a border. Its just making the coyotes rich.

Rastus Says: May 19th, 2007 at 9:03 am Leave it to John McSwine and his jag sidekick Hayseed Graham to solve this little problem.

vlou Says: May 19th, 2007 at 9:48 am The cousins are probably going to be ILLEGAL housekeepers for Ted Kennedy and John McCain who are probably going to pay them minimum wages so they can drive around in their Mercedes Benz automobiles.

phil Says: May 19th, 2007 at 10:01 am All aboard the Coyote Express, driven by the dishonorable Beelzebub Bushnandez.

Dov Says: May 19th, 2007 at 10:49 am Aw come on now people. They are only here to do the job that Americans won’t do.

Dov Says: May 19th, 2007 at 11:10 am I forgot to mention. Yesterday I drove by the labor pool spot on Stuebner Airline. There were two Americans holding a professionally made banner about 10 foot wide and 5 feet tall.

The illegals were definitely not getting picked up. We need more banners like that

Fasternu 426 Says: May 19th, 2007 at 12:42 pm Squat down, squeeze out a baby and you’re here forever! What a country!

DennisOnTheRight Says: May 19th, 2007 at 1:38 pm Well, at least they’re continuing on to DC. If enough out-of-touch politicians come face-to-face with the impacts of illegal aliens, maybe some will start to wake up. Wishful thinking, I know, since they’re wull buffered from reality where ever they arm. Can we like divert them to the Crawford ranch or something?

P.S. - Monday is the next meeting of the Harris County Republican Executive Committee. I expect there will be at least one resolution brought forward to oppose the current amnesty bill. Any inputs for it?

TEX06 Says: May 19th, 2007 at 4:33 pm This is another reason to impeach George W. Bush for High Crimes and Misdemeamors — specifically for refusing to enforce the border laws. In fact he apparently orders the US Attorneys to prosecute border agents who interfer with dope smugglers.

Here’s hoping the democRATs add Alberto Gonzales “scalp” to their belt! –If for no other reason he is guilty of Aggrevated Incompetence [as well as using Johnny Sutton to aid the Mexican dope trafficers].

If we do not purge the traitors {illegal alien pimps] out of the GOP, this party is history.

It may well already be too late. After all, there is tommorrow. Those of us who went to high school, recall that the present Republican Party arose from the ashes of the Whig Party during the years 1852 to 1856. The Republican Party was a coming together of ex-Whigs, Free Soilers, Abolitionists, “known-nothings” and working class folk in the Northern States. It fought the plantation class and political elitists in Washington, DC and their foreign buddies.

I think the GOP is actually mutating as we speak because persons other than myself lying hypocrite professional politicians, the stupid incompentent party hacks like Karl Rove, the perverts out of the closet , and the abortionists still in thecloset.

A new party could come [and hopefully will come]from patriots, Christians, Conservatives and other democratic people who believe in the constitution and Bill of Rights.

I think that George Bush will be the last Phony Republican President! His legacy ain’t looking well right now. It’s hovering right along side of Jimmah Carter and Slick Willie

I heard your call into KSEV about this! That was totally awesome! Thanks for sharing!

I believe you are right. By supporting this amnesty, Republicans are guaranteeing Democrats the majority party for the next 40 years. Conservatives will not stand for it, in fact, 90% of ALL Americans, Republican or Democrat (except the extreme far left) are opposed to this amnesty plan. I voted for Bush for Governor and later in 2000 and 2004. I knew what I was getting in 2000, but Gore was just not an option then. Neither was Kerry. I think we got worse. If we at least had a Republican House and Senate, Kerry would not have gotten much done. However, with Kerry, we would not have gone to war in Iraq. History will tell. GWB is an A$$ and should be impeached. Put Cheney in his place and see just what happens.

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Impeach Bush. Now there is a novel approach. Let’s just give the leftists everything they want. BOHICA comes to mind.

2 posted on 05/20/2007 4:55:15 AM PDT by wita (truthspeaks@freerepublic.com)

Dang....I thought this was a thread about McPain’s Campaign Bus...???

3 posted on 05/20/2007 6:19:58 AM PDT by JB in Whitefish

Hey....WAIT just a minute there....!!!

I thought they were having trouble re-inhabiting New Orleans....right...???

Nagin’s their MAN....!!!

4 posted on 05/20/2007 6:22:07 AM PDT by JB in Whitefish

5 posted on 05/20/2007 7:45:33 AM PDT by James W. Fannin (unappeasable)

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