After my first gout attack in 1986, I figured out that gout was God’s way of evening the playing field between men and women: I don’t think childbirth can be any more painful than gout. Thank God for indomecithin.
E.D.? I thought it was R.D. You know, reptile dysfunction.
Evidently you’ve never had a kidney stone. That’s about as close to the feeling of “labor pain” as any man will ever get.