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To: Liz
Rudy Giuliani paid Judith Nathan $125,000 a year for 'speechwriting'...Judith had been getting paid for her time and 'expertise' since shortly before the couple wed in 2003..."It's an arrangement that started before they were married,"


What occurred when Rudy picked up Judi in that Manhattan Bar. (hypothetically)

(Rudy): `Would you sleep with me for... for a million dollars'
(Judi): `Well, maybe for a million I would, yes.
(Rudy): `Would you do it for twenty dollars?'
(Judi): `Certainly not!' `What do you take me for? A prostitute?'
(Rudy):`We've already established that'. `Now we're just trying to determine your price.'


And her price is $125k a year


© original 'joke' by George Bernard Shaw

21 posted on 05/19/2007 6:26:21 AM PDT by Condor51 (Rudy makes John Kerry look like a Right Wing 'Gun Nut' Extremist)
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To: Condor51; TommyDale; indylindy

Rudy): `Would you sleep with me for... for a million dollars’
(Judi): `Well, maybe for a million I would, yes.

(Rudy—thinking): Man, I wonder what she’d do for a couple million.......and a Cabinet appointment.


27 posted on 05/19/2007 7:02:44 AM PDT by Liz (Rudy Giuliani: Guinness World Record for Having The Most Positions on Abortion.)
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To: Condor51

Oops! I didn’t see your post #21 that gave the whole story!
LOL...

It reminds me of the other old joke, where a guys walks in to a bar, all bruised and cut up. The bartender says “What happened to you?”

The beaten up customer says, “I called a woman a two-bit whore.”

The bartender again asks, “So what happened?”

The customer answers, “She beat me with a sack of quarters!”


31 posted on 05/19/2007 7:20:44 AM PDT by TommyDale (More Americans are killed each day in the U.S. by abortion than were killed on 9/11 !)
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