Senator 1: "Ted Kennedy says we must have comprehensive immigration reform."It really does get a bit dreary after a while.
Senator 2: "Okay. But we need to make sure it doesn't look like an amnesty and we can lie to all the pundits about it."
Senator 3: "So now we'll stage a little scene for the cameras, showing us all working hard and saying tough things to each other while in reality, we're porking each other for all we're worth."
Lindsey Graham: "But I'm just a moron. When can get in front of the cameras again?"
Senator 1: "Oh, shut up, Lindsey!"
RINO senators stampede themselves into a giddy lather, introduce another amnesty bill just like the last one (RINO chorus): "We took out all that nasty amnesty stuff and now we all love how tough it is!"
House Republicans: "TREASON! IT'S ANOTHER AMNESTY!!"
Senate RINOS (unison): "IS NOT!!!"
Senator 4: "McCain, where have you parachuted in from?"
McStain (a "Here's Johnny" moment): "F--- you. I know more about this than anyone in the room. What room?"
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I an reluctant to pile in on the anti-immigration bill, as Kyle and Cornyn seem to respect it. I just don’t trust the National government to enforce any bill. If they build the fence, and gain a little credibility... maybe.