[Moose4]

By contrast, I bet that not knowing Shakespeare is far more damaging to English graduates.

Probably not. I mean, what recent English grad is going to ask "do you want fries with that?" in iambic pentameter anyway? :)

}:-)4

[Dinsdale]

To get fries or not to get fries, that is the question.

Weather it is nobler in the mind to suffer

the onion rings of outrageous halitosis

or to take up a baked potato against a sea of greasy fried food