I think the product you were looking for would be KY Jelly. I would apply the Preperation H directly on Bush.
You know, I might not be all THAT outraged over this bill if the restrictions on future immigration were actually implemented. But does anyone in their right mind think that these 400,000 guest workers who come here each year are going to really go home after 2 years? No, they will just stick around and wait for the next amnesty in a decade or so. And what’s the point of making the border more secure if you let everyone in legally? It’s like strengthening the fence around your hard when your front door is wide open with a “welcome all” sign on it.