[rawcatslyentist]

Wow where's the credit for US inventing the TIME MACHINE? You know, the one where we went back in time before this continent was even known of, and invented slavery!

C'mon UK gurdian, credit where credit is due. You uncredible fiction publishers!

[henkster]

Look it up in the dictionary:

Guardian n. 1. A protector of others 2. worthless commie rag published in UK, once used to line bottoms of bird cages until parrots stopped pooping on it, claiming it defiled their excrement.