[MadLibDisease]

China has not been attacked because the terrorists know they’d be in for hell if they hit the Chinese. Thank God for Bush and to hell with wussies. If the terrorists knew we’d hit them like China would, they’d leave us alone. Now go be silly somewhere else.

[Remember_Salamis]

So they're probably planning on attacking Mexico any day now. If it weren't for the Mexican nuclear weapons pointed at Mecca, Mexico would be battered with suicide bombers...