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To: BearArms

The FSM is love. When we die, he wraps us in his noodly bosom and shows us to the beer volcanoes and the stripper factory. If we choose to not believe, we go to a very boring hell without beer and strippers. Oh, the wailing and gnashing of teeth at such an outcome!


98 posted on 05/13/2007 11:47:53 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: GraniteStateConservative
If we choose to not believe, we go to a very boring hell without beer and strippers.

I had no idea it was that bad. I may very well have to bow my knee to his all-powerful Noodliness after all.

101 posted on 05/13/2007 12:13:43 PM PDT by BearArms (Arm yourself because no one else here will save you)
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