[tet68]

When they say they have several theories as to what is happening, it means they don’t really know what is going on.

[Grizzled Bear]

Everyone knows that because they make so many movies in Canada you have more Hollywood celebrities in the area.

Since you have so many Hollywood celebrities you have more Scientologists.

Since you have more Scientologists you have fewer Thetans.

Since you have fewer Thetans you have less gravity.