[Polybius]

This is a parody, right? Nobody is stupid enough to think they have the right to demand we don’t discuss news stories, are they?

They most certainly have such a right.

I also have the right to demand that Joseph E Sandler stop French kissing my dog.

[Gideon Reader]

Sandler killed you dog and had sexual relations with “HIM”.
I never heard that. However. There is no reason to bring a person to scorn for the love than must be unspoken.
Greater love hath no lawyer than to get seriously involved with another's male housepet. Was Mushuganeh Howie involved in the untimely demise of your doggie do you think?
Hmmmm. I wonder. I won-won-won-won-wonderrrr?
Gross.
Where is PETA in all of this?
How has the Mayor of San Francisco reacted to all of this.
All of these stories circculating. I'm sure that the media who are very liberal would not report things if it were not true. I’m so confused.

[Fishtalk]

I also have the right to demand that Joseph E Sandler stop French kissing my dog.

Man. And here I was thinking it was just MY dog.