An EPA violation eh ? I never followed the precise charge. I figured it would be “Crimes against Humanity”. I took that boat tour about a year before that. Golly was I glad it wasn’t me on the boat when that happened.
During the tour, the name of Abraham Lincoln was mentioned by the guide. One student looked at the other and said "Who was the name of Lincoln's opponent?" The second said "I don't remember but the Republicans obviously lost." The second one then said "Hopefully, we'll have a repeat this year."
I waited for the laughter, a grin, even a smirk as a form of sarcasm. Nothing, they were serious.