[El Gran Salseron]

Reverend Jackson?

No, he isn’t anymore than I am. He just started calling himself “Reverend.”

[Beckwith]

Many years ago, I was introduced to a fella who was referred to as, “the Rev.”

He entered our favorite watering hole with a gorgeous woman on each arm, placed $500 on the bar and said “set ‘em up and let me know when you need more money.”

I inquired how he became a reverend?

His response was “I used to sell used cars and then I went to prison.”