[Unruly Human]

“The Queen received the wink with a frosty glare” I couldn’t care less what “the Queen” thinks or does.

No kidding. I probably would have slapped her on the fanny and said something like " Now you go sit over there and try not to hurt anyone with that hat while I talk to the folks for a while."

[HostileTerritory]

I probably would have slapped her on the fanny

Just a warning, should you ever mention this around Brits, "fanny" translates VERY differently over there!