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A mystery Columbo can't seem to crack
St. Paul Pioneer Press ^ | 05/07/2007 | MARK DAWIDZIAK

Posted on 05/08/2007 4:35:02 AM PDT by Caleb1411

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To: Caleb1411; Lijahsbubbe; aculeus; dighton

The writers missed a great opportunity... they should have had the elusive Mrs. Columbo materialize in one of the last episodes or movies. Not as some cheesy spin-off character (Kate Mulgrew), but as a special guest star, the bombshell Italian wife nobody would expect, played by Sophia Loren.


21 posted on 05/08/2007 5:25:00 AM PDT by Thinkin' Gal
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To: Thinkin' Gal

This is like the opposite of bringing down any argument by introducing Hitler into the mix - what show ISN’T improved with the addition of Sophia Loren???


22 posted on 05/08/2007 5:31:57 AM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: xenophiles

you nailed it


23 posted on 05/08/2007 5:32:24 AM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: xenophiles
As I understand it, the whole point of the character was that he did not look cool and sharp. He was short, rumpled, friendly, unsophisticated and unimpressive. He rambled, lost track of things and generally made the killers feel quite safe... at first.

Columbo invented the "rope-a-dope."

The criminals he pursued were always egomaniacs with a lot of skill and success in one area; they typically thought their narrow expertise made them invincible. Columbo fed their egos and generally acted like a harmless teddy bear until it was too late.

One of he beautiful things about the Columbo concept was that the villians could be actors of marginal ability... often Levinson and Link used greats who were a little past their prime. Their slightly rusty acting skills were perfect for a criminal that was having trouble hiding the truth, not quite sure how they would have reacted to Columbo if they hadn't done the crime. At least one Columbo (the one with the orchestra conductor who murdered someone in his home) was directed by Steven Spielberg.

My favorite is called "Any Port in the Storm," in which Donald Pleasance was a vintner who murdered his brother.

24 posted on 05/08/2007 5:34:36 AM PDT by Steely Tom
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To: Caleb1411

I guess the commercials they usually run with Bob the impotent on erectile dysfunction drugs, and ads for KY for the analists, and the herpes formula that doesnt stop you from passing herpes on but keeps down the sores dont go too good with the over 80 crowd.

I dont remember Columbo having queers and mixed blood couples on the show either ,and that is certainly a requirement these days. On todays shows at least one of the main characters has to be queer and another has to have mental problems. We all know all police shows have one detective with family or mental problems.
Maybe if they got a female butch type homosexual to play alongside Columbo they could sell the story. Columbo was also very non-racial. They didnt have many blacks playing the top cop. Maybe if they could make Columbo’s boss a black woman it would fly.


25 posted on 05/08/2007 5:39:49 AM PDT by sgtbono2002 (I will forgive Jane Fonda, when the Jews forgive Hitler.)
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To: Caleb1411

I can’t believe anyone cares. But, then, I ALWAYS hated that Columbo show. It was horrible TV in the first place. The writing was just not even to the level of a 5th grade plot!

If we never see this hackneyed show again it’ll be too soon.


26 posted on 05/08/2007 5:40:03 AM PDT by Mobile Vulgus
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Columbo is definitely different from today’s cop shows.

Look, I like CSI. I admit it. I have to watch every week...especially the Miami one.

But, today’s cop shows are so focused on how things get done with science and don’t involve the good-old fashioned detective work that the old shows had. The old shows’ focus on forensic science was.....fingerprints. That was it. Not even DNA was considered until the 90s gradually, and then boom, CSI hits and everything changes.

I am a young person just 24, but I enjoyed watching Columbo and Matlock when I was growing up as a real little boy in the 80s and early 90s.

Too bad we don’t have many of those pure reasoning detective shows left.


27 posted on 05/08/2007 5:42:07 AM PDT by rwfromkansas (http://xanga.com/rwfromkansas)
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To: grey_whiskers

“According to conventional wisdom” wisdom is age relative.


28 posted on 05/08/2007 5:46:18 AM PDT by azhenfud (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: rwfromkansas

I forgot Jessica Fletcher. I also loved Murder She Wrote.

When I was little, my grandparents were all dead already, so my “grandmother” was my elderly babysitter.

Sitting around and watching Murder She Wrote and the other shows is a big memory of mine. It was so pleasant.


29 posted on 05/08/2007 5:49:46 AM PDT by rwfromkansas (http://xanga.com/rwfromkansas)
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To: Malacoda
Some of my fondest memories are curled up on the couch next to my Ganny, waiitng for her to figure out whodunit.

Hmmm since all of the episodes except one were open mysteries with the killer revealed at the beginning, I'd say that Ganny didn't have long to wait!

30 posted on 05/08/2007 5:49:56 AM PDT by PackerBronco
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To: Caleb1411
but Peter is going to be 80 and nobody seems to want a leading man who is 80.

He could play a retired detective living in an assisted living center who is called on to help solve the mysterious death of an alzheimers patient who dies from a tainted drug overdose that was obtained thru the medicare prescription drug plan......

31 posted on 05/08/2007 5:50:58 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Contrary to all the movies, zombies do not eat brains. They are strict vegetarians.....)
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To: grey_whiskers

Yes. They’re missing a whole market that really is yet to be fully invented. I know I am more frugal in some areas than I used to be, but there are other areas that I spend more money than I used to. I’m dissappointed that more entreprenurial baby boomers haven’t jumped on this whole underexploited market.


32 posted on 05/08/2007 5:52:10 AM PDT by alicewonders (I like Duncan Hunter for President in 2008!)
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To: an amused spectator

“Maybe Columbo could take a gay, twenty-something young lover.

That would certainly appeal to ABC’s demographics...”

Don’t give them ideas, that’s an idea they would actually run with...


33 posted on 05/08/2007 5:54:13 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Never bring a knife to a gun fight, or a Democrat to do serious work...)
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To: Hegewisch Dupa
Maybe it's not too late!
34 posted on 05/08/2007 5:55:21 AM PDT by Thinkin' Gal
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To: an amused spectator

The mystery of Columbo’s crack?


35 posted on 05/08/2007 5:55:29 AM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: rwfromkansas
Too bad we don’t have many of those pure reasoning detective shows left.

Our entire culture doesn't have any "Pure Reasoning" abilities left.

Columbo was the only detective show I ever bothered to watch. I hope this gets made. Networks are beyond stupid.

36 posted on 05/08/2007 6:01:16 AM PDT by meowmeow (In Loving Memory of Our Dear Viking Kitty (1987-2006))
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To: Caleb1411

Well he just had a small part in ‘NEXT’ with Nicolas Cage. Seemed still able to handle the part.


37 posted on 05/08/2007 6:01:27 AM PDT by chaosagent (Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!)
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To: Thinkin' Gal
I dunno, seeing Lt. Columbo fly off into deep space with Mrs. Columbo might be quite interesting...


38 posted on 05/08/2007 6:05:44 AM PDT by Virginia Ridgerunner ("Si vis pacem para bellum")
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To: Caleb1411

80?? He’ll be 80? How does a guy who hung around with Cassavetes live to be 80?


39 posted on 05/08/2007 6:07:19 AM PDT by Graymatter (FREDeralist)
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