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Sheik Ahmad Bahr, acting Speaker of the Palestinian Legislative Council, declared that the American plan for surrender in Iraq is inadequate. “By right, every Jew and American should be killed,” Bahr demanded. “That one drop of Muslim blood has been shed by these infidels is unforgivable. They must pay the ultimate price for their aggressions against Islam.”

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) called the demand “unduly harsh” and said he was hopeful that a compromise could be reached. “Annihilation of a whole people is too steep a price to pay for the transgressions of its leaders,” Reid insisted. “Surely, we can arrive at a more moderate settlement.”

Reid offered a plan based upon what he called a “Nuremburg model.” “Key leaders like Bush, Chenney and Rumsfeld could be put on trial for their war crimes,” Reid suggested. “Like Goering, Hess and other Nazis were after World War II.”

Bahr called Reid’s suggestion “a starting point.” “Yes, let us begin with the instigators of these atrocities,” Bahr exclaimed. “Bring on Bush, his generals and the congressmen who authorized them. We will hang them first. The rest can await their proper turn. A full cleansing must be accomplished if we are to rid the planet of these vermin.”