[blam]

"In my family, throughout many lines, there is a story that we are descended from Capt. John Smith and Pocahontas. No official records exist to prove it, but the story is not entirely implausible."

Yeah! Well, my mother's people invented Santa Claus and delivering presents in a reindeer sleigh. (So there!)

[EternalVigilance]

Heh. Well, I think the evidence that does exist is quite interesting.