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1 posted on 05/04/2007 2:04:10 PM PDT by Lady J USA 1981
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To: Lady J USA 1981

Got acetone?


2 posted on 05/04/2007 2:07:13 PM PDT by coloradan (Failing to protect the liberties of your enemies establishes precedents that will reach to yourself.)
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To: Lady J USA 1981

They really stuck it to the poor guy


3 posted on 05/04/2007 2:07:54 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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4 posted on 05/04/2007 2:09:38 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Lady J USA 1981
His assailants, dressed in suits and armed with handguns and an automatic assault rifle,

How does one hide an assault rifle in a suit?

5 posted on 05/04/2007 2:12:04 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Lady J USA 1981

Let’s start a pool to see what some librat’ll want to ban first. Exercise bikes or superglue...


6 posted on 05/04/2007 2:13:58 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Satisfaction was my sin)
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To: Lady J USA 1981

South Africa is notorious for its armed robberies and burglary.


7 posted on 05/04/2007 2:14:39 PM PDT by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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Stokoe said the robbers ransacked van Deventer's house and safe while "helping themselves to Chivas Regal and the like."

Thank God They didnt find De Beers

8 posted on 05/04/2007 2:15:17 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Lady J USA 1981

OOOH, I hate it when that happens. Stuck ballbearings ain’t good for the machine.


10 posted on 05/04/2007 2:16:48 PM PDT by Palladin (Don't ever make your mother cry.)
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To: Lady J USA 1981

Could get an originality award, I’ll ‘em that.


11 posted on 05/04/2007 2:21:44 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (When Bubba lies, the finger flies!)
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To: Lady J USA 1981
Sounds to me like an excuse he gave to his gf when she unexpectedly dropped in.

12 posted on 05/04/2007 2:29:47 PM PDT by I see my hands (_8(|)
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To: Lady J USA 1981

Gee, what a sticky situation to be in!


13 posted on 05/04/2007 2:33:24 PM PDT by MissEdie (Liberalscostlives)
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maybe suitable for your not-a-ping list


14 posted on 05/04/2007 2:34:46 PM PDT by Kevmo (Duncan Hunter just needs one Rudy G Campaign Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVBtPIrEleM)
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To: Lady J USA 1981
So at some point I would expect this guy to become “unglued” over the situation...... ba-dum-bump
15 posted on 05/04/2007 2:40:29 PM PDT by Kimmers (Coram Deo)
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...was left stuck to the bike with super-strong glue for three hours until he was rescued by his girlfriend,

How do we know he's not just a weirdo and when his girlfriend found him he had to come up with a good reason for being the way he was ?
25 posted on 05/04/2007 11:18:20 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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Well, at least they didn’t force him to eat bran muffins and drink prune juice before sticking him there for 3 hours.


26 posted on 05/04/2007 11:27:42 PM PDT by Manic_Episode (Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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