“Hey, this prophetess thing is fun and could become addicting. What a power trip! LOL)”
Oh I know, it is loads of fun and entertaining. And if you screw up, just say you were obviously acting in your mortal skin rather than as Prophetess, as everyone should know.
I just read about the death of Hyrum and Joseph, all set in motion after they shut down the press run by ex-mormons who opposed them. Earily familiar.
In the name of all things Danish, I hereby command that thy fruits of thy loom (bring thy body too) come hither to Mesquite and make toasts with Carlsberg or Tuborg chasing huge gulps of Akvavit in the name of Maynard Dixon and his son Daniel from whom we will seek further guidance. Further, thou art commanded to eat heartily at the Casa Blanca in that place called Katherine’s where only Osso Buco and lobster may be partaken of in good season. This word of great wisdom is given not by commandment, but as strong suggestion to serious gourmands!
Yep, we cannot publish, nor say anything against the Prophet Joseph Smith or we will be shut down and our printing press (FR) shall be destroyed by the avenging angels.
It is quite reminiscent of former times.