“Tell us how you really came to feel the way you feel or shall I enlighten the crowd?”
Go ahead and make up whatever you want about me in whatever order, you obviously have a big coprolite you want to give birth to, so be my guest.
But, from the sound of it you want to pin me with the “FastCoyote the fornicator” story (which is odd, because you worship Joseph Smith who was so incapable of ‘keeping it in his pants’ that he needed 40 women”). But I digress.
I worked in the University system, one of my bosses was a married Mormon women who was doing a PhD thesis and required my expertise to build a database as part of her dissertation. She flirted with me to get her way, and when I asked if we were about to have an affair, all hell broke loose. I was almost fired, I was forbidden to talk with her, though she was in part my boss and responsible for the flirtation anyway.
So, now you will say, oh FastCoyote, you horrible man you, taking advantage of a pure driven snow Mormon wife. Except HR informed me in no uncertain terms that she had pulled a similar stunt the year previously, so you have to question the moral stability of a woman so desperate for a PhD that she would try to ruin me. A simple “no” would have worked fine, but her Mormon upbringing had her so tied in knots that she was incapable of a normal response.
Then there was the university website contract given to the blind Mormon son-in-law of someone in accounting over my objections. I paid for opposing that corrupt little scam as well.
But, that was hardly the only Mormon experience I’ve had. I dated for a short period a Mormon divorcee who had been ostracized from the church and was at that time quite shattered by the actions of the saintly Mormons. She introduced me to how kind Mormons are to those they cull from the herd.
Then there was the Temple Mormon business partner who kept no books, showed no profits, cheated on his taxes, physically threatened me and tried to cheat my mother out of $300,000. He lives in a million dollar house across from the Temple. I learned a lot there.
Then there was the lawyer who represented the hydroponics farm (down the road from the Cherry Patch in Pahrump), who first enlightened me about becoming a God with my own planet. The hydroponics farm’s secret to success was “magic water”, or some of the usual superstitious crapola.
Then there is my inside knowledge of Harry Reid and his Mormon convert, Dario Herrera (now doing time in the slammer for taking money and lapdances from titty bar owner Mike Galardi in the GSting scandal). There is way to much to go into here.
Then there is my accountant friend who was falsely charged with rape, so the false accuser’s buddy could embezzle from the business.
Then there is my Jack Mormon atheist boss who tells me no, I am not imagining things. He claims he will never do a deal with a Mormon.
So I had plenty of reason to believe Mormons were a risk to my health and prosperity before, but now that I’ve more thoroughly researched “the Cube”, I realize I need to actively oppose being assimilated. And that includes opposing Mitt as my president.
There’s some stuff I left out, but you get the idea.
By the way, I was just chatting with Joseph Smith in a revelation and he says to tell everyone “FastCoyote never lies”.
“He lives in a million dollar house across from the Temple. I learned a lot there.”
Well, our Ward is poor and our Bishop lives in a small modest house with a great tall flagpole proudly flying the American flag. It’s out of proportion with his little house. Ha!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1708500/posts?q=1&;page=251
You obviously have forgotten that I am not mormon, only married to one. You them proceeded to get childish much like you are now. Like this little nugget;
Go ahead and make up whatever you want about me in whatever order, you obviously have a big coprolite you want to give birth to, so be my guest.
Oh, btw, you did claim to sleep with a "mormon" and now you deny it. You again show that you have no ethics or credibility.
You made the errors in judgement, not the folks who you dislike solely because of their religion and their individual behavior. Granted, they made the decisions to behave in the manner that they did, but again, you paint all mormons with your petty brush. "Burn me once shame on you, burn me twice shame on me", you might try thinking about that sometime as you claim to have been burned numerous times.
You might do well to remember who you've attempted to ridicule and the words you speak. I will continue to call you out on your lies and mischaracterizations.
SZ