“FastCoyote, that was a sincere question. What church do you go to? What is the denomination?”
I am the God/Prophet FastCoyote, it is my own church. I believe in multiple wives, banking pyramid schemes, looking through pretty glass to translate mystic sayings. Moreover, I have Golden Tablets, right here, right now, to attest to the truth of what I’m saying. A lot of people have seen these tablets, really they have, that’s the ticket.
I, like Joseph Smith, have had my ass kicked many times for my squirrely thinking habits and taste for other men’s wives, proving that I am a true prophet. Join my church, I pray of you, but don’t forget to send your tithe along with your application, filled out with your SS# and a major credit card.
If you won’t accept my evidence that Joseph Smith was a fraud, then I won’t accept any evidence that calls into question my Godliness.