“If you have the prophet over for dinner That does not mean he can or will tell you where the other sock went in your dryer, but if it was your favorite pair, it might be good to ask anyway. On the other hand, if he says God told him to say something it’s Gospel!”
God just told the Prophet FastCoyote to tell you you are full of it. And I am 100% sure of this because God told me this, unless he didn’t, in which case I don’t know where your socks are either.
God also told me to tell you to join my banking pyramid scheme which I swear is a moneymaker for true believers. Unless the bank fails, in which case the money I printed up was just for a game of God Monopoly and not really legal tender.
Hey DU, what a pleasant surprise to get a reply from you. I thought you’d given up on me after your last attempt to get me banned:)