[George W. Bush]

But, he got it direct from the Porcelain Oracle. There's a tiny prophet in a boat inside. Surely that's good enough. ;)

Wow. I know what you're talking about. I myself saw a vision of that same prophet through peering into an airless glass bottle charged with the power of lightning itself. And lo, the Tiny Prophet upon the Porcelain Sea was wearing a double-breasted nautical uniform, yea, the Tiny Prophet did himself brandish a bullhorn before all the people and was bedecked in a captain's hat. So say we one, so say we all.

I'm just amazing myself here.

[Netizen]

Would that be the same Tiny Prophet that swirleth the blue waters?