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To: FastCoyote

OH please do let me try.

It will start like this:

There is a tree outside in my yard. I call it Jesus Christ. God created it, so indeed it is the Son of God, as are all of us, and all other trees.

Once, all of its evergreen branches turned brown and the needles dropped off. He was dead. But suddenly, three days later, new life sprung from the branches. My tree named Christ came back to life!

There are those who believe my cedar tree originated in the middle east. It is said to have appeared mystically in South America (or perhaps upstate New York) in about the year 33.A.D.

We have no proof that this occured, but there was this guy who wrote a book claiming it happened. He was a stoopid, uneducated hillbilly, but he said he gazed in a rock, and low and behold, he saw the history of my Christ tree, and he wrote it down word for word. The story was inscribed upon a kryptonite disc that the aliens took away. The language on it was said to be Mormonized Yiddish.

Now you must accept me as a valid candidate for POTUS, since I am a Christian. Right?


1,741 posted on 05/09/2007 8:31:27 PM PDT by colorcountry (It is wrong to criticize the leaders of the church even if the criticism is true ~Dallin Oaks)
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To: colorcountry
Now you must accept me as a valid candidate for POTUS, since I am a Christian. Right?

I am sorry, your submission must be 500 pages or more.

Please, come back in four years and try again.
1,799 posted on 05/10/2007 12:23:24 AM PDT by DelphiUser ("You can lead a man to knowledge, but you can't make him think")
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To: colorcountry

“Now you must accept me as a valid candidate for POTUS, since I am a Christian. Right?”

Well, I’d probable vote for you if you ran. Maybe I can incorporate your new religion in my new religion.


1,807 posted on 05/10/2007 3:36:15 AM PDT by FastCoyote
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To: colorcountry
OH please do let me try. It will start like this:

Except your text and everyone else that has “tried” to do so, has no agreement that essentially binds God to a promise to prove the record true by the power of the Holy Ghost (see Moroni 10)

First obtain and include a contract with God in your record, and have it fulfilled millions and millions of times, then we can talk…

The word of God is powerful, and comes from on high. It can not be duplicated by man. It was tried in JS time too, and they failed.

1,960 posted on 05/10/2007 3:23:43 PM PDT by sevenbak (A LIE travels around the world while the TRUTH is still putting on its boots -Winston Churchill)
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