But, he got it direct from the Porcelain Oracle. There's a tiny prophet in a boat inside. Surely that's good enough. ;)
“And it came to pass that the Woolites and the Caprolites, after having traveled lo many a fortnight in their Kon Tiki, alighted upon the sands of New Jersey. And it came to pass, that Wooly (as he was affectionately known to the Woolites), took his magic steeled bronze bow and launched an arrow skyward, that upon falling struck a native Befuddledite in the spirit bottom, causing it’s engrams to flow skyward. Lord forgive me! Wooly exclaimed, I know not what I do! But God’s wrath knew no lack and the Caprolites became the dominant species of the land.”I refuse to believe you unless you claim you translated this from golden tablets in a non-existent variation of ancient Egyptian but can never produce those golden tablets for some reason.
But, he got it direct from the Porcelain Oracle. There's a tiny prophet in a boat inside. Surely that's good enough. ;)