[Saundra Duffy]

“most religions have highly unpleasant events in their history”

The would be the biggest understatement in the history of mankind.

[higgmeister]

“most religions have highly unpleasant events in their history”

Th(at) would be the biggest understatement in the history of mankind.

Methodists?

Methodist missionary Rose Sayer and vagabond Captain Charlie Allnut blew up the German vessel The Empress Louisa. Wait, that wasn't real.

Presbyterians?

Fred Rogers once laced his tennis shoes to tightly?