You are grasping at straws here feller. The US isn’t in the business of defining religions of the world as satanist.
Traditionally, the United States Federal Government is (according to the US Constitution) not supposed to be in the business of "defining religions" AT ALL.
Gosh, it's the First Amendment to the Constitution, and all. You would think that would tend to preclude Congress passing a Public Law to grant Hundreds of Billions of dollars in Military and Financial support to a Terrorist-Harboring Regime which Formally Establishes the Religion of Koranic Satanism as the Official Religion of the Iraqi State... wouldn't you think?
Oh, but I forgot... the Interventionist Nation-Builders Copy of the Declaration of Independence reads as follows:
And it's all okay, because any violation whatsoever of the Constitution is permissible in order to "defeat the terrorists", and it doesn't matter that the Iraqi Government is made up of self-confessed and even convicted Shi'ite terrorists, because right now we're fighting the Sunni terrorists, and so for right now the Shi'ite terrorists running the Iraqi Government are "OUR sons of bitches", because there's such a thing as a "GOOD terrorist"... right? right??
It is enough. I get it. I finally understand. Everything you say is totally, 100% True. Jesus Christ wants Christians to shut up and just accept it when the Federal Government takes our Monies and gives it to Anti-Christian Governments which institute Koranic Satanism as their Official Religion. It is God's Will, because George Bush says so.
O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickle down the sides of my nose. But it is all right, everything is all right, the struggle is finished. I have won the victory over myself. I love Big Brother.