Triumph? Is that you?!
Posted on 05/03/2007 4:34:52 AM PDT by Fractal Trader
Global warming made me poop!
Is there nothing Global Warming can’t do?
“It’s nature’s way of telling you somethings wrong”
Is going to be hard for the world to become a *burning ball of fire* if everything is wet and green.
Triumph? Is that you?!
I’ve got a boil on my a**; now I know why—global warming.
You know the drill.
You know now that you mention it, maybe they should study the bath houses in San Fransisco to see if warmer weather increases dangerous behavior. You may have stumbled on an important discover.
I club more baby seals becuase of global warming.
Is Global Warming spurring the upsurge in Islamic suicide bombers.?
Its causing everything else,why not that?
If it were proven that Global Cooling caused people to become conservative, the liberals would be all for Global Warming.
There's a growing rise (no pun intended) in the need for Viagra and other ED drugs. Must be global warming.
There’s a growing rise (no pun intended) in the need for Viagra and other ED drugs. Must be global warming.
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I thought it worked the opposite way...
Global Cooling would need more ED drugs ;)
[Pun intended]
Television is the primary cause of allergies among young women.
The drug companies beat the message into their heads ......If you are a young, savy woman, you can’t go outside. If you do you, get allergies. You must take drugs everytime you go outside.
If heaven forbid you leave the city, you will not be able to function and absolutely must take drugs to stay alive and function as your normally bubbly, perky self.
The left has found their calling ... It is evident that CO2 has become a red herring for every political and social agenda imaginable, and that too often, science and reason are disregarded in the proclamations of impending disaster.
It’s also causing my back pain, property prices to drop, and the Yankees pitching staff to get injured.
As a mother who has a one year old with recurrent croup (7+ times since the start of the year), who is going off to the specialists next week for allergy testing and to rule out asthma (among other things), I really wish they would look at plausible reasons for the dramatic increase in allergies and asthma, so that we can find a real way to deal with it.
Pity the poor liberal newspaper. It is so hard to put a negative spin on carbon dioxide increasing plant growth. A while back the Philly Inquirer actually ran an article stating that global warming would cause plants like poison ivy and poison oak to flourish.
This just confirms what I already knew: that the earth is self-correcting. Too much carbon dioxide and plants will grow. Too much oxygen and more animals will grow. New species evolve and others die off, (that is, if we allow this naturally occuring event to happen). The earth is in balance.
Carbon dioxide follows temperture, not vice versa.
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