[DeFault User]

with a carbon footprint the size of a Sasquatch

Since Gore's carbon footprint is 20 x the average, I suggest the image of a Sasquatch is inadequate (maybe 2 x or 3 x). How about?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

A sasquatch could eat, sleep, p!ss, sh*t, and hunt within AlGore’s carbon footprint.