I just checked your profile. You have the best single set of short quotes I have seen anywhere.
Thanks
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.
Groucho Marx
When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
Mae West
Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
W C Fields
Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater.
Albert Einstein
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
Mark Twain