Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.”
Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.”
Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the world.”
They all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world.”
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, “I am now officially the smallest person in the world.”
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says,
“Who the hell is Rosie O’Donnell ?
Don’t you love it when Ms. Piggie O Donut doesn’t want to answer a question, so she makes up another question to answer you with that is actually so stupid that it’s easy to smear her about but none of the crack-hosts ever do.
i.e.:
Hassel chick: Tim Mc Vey (does he have terrorist cells working here now)?
Ms. Piggie: Those words!!! cells and terrorist, they are so scary!
What Hassel chick should have said afterwards:
No you fat cow, answer my questions you moron, does McVey have terrorist cells here now? Let me answer for you, NO, he does not. Stop straying when you don’t want to answer you Lesbian leftist fattie.
What wimps.
It might have well went this way:
O’DONNELL: We have more convicted felons in the Army because we’re allowing them to get through.
HASSELBECK: So they’re awful. They’re awful then.
O’DONNELL: I want them home, I need the convicted felons here in the United States because I want to give them a hug when they break into my house and kill me.
Rosie also went on to refer to terrorists as ‘mothers and fathers’ again today. The stupidity of this behemoth of a she-male is stunning, truly stunning. And HER people are the ones running the Senate and House! I am sure they share her viewpoint, or spewpoint as it were, in each and every way. Scary.
This is the email I sent Babs, from a link on The Spew website. Ironically, Rosis has no email! This is the website: http://abc.go.com/daytime/theview/index.html
I must express my extreme disgust about Rosie O’Donnell. What she said today is more than over the top. Just like claiming that steel can’t be melted by fire, she now claims the fellons run rampant in our military. Just like her statement regarding fire and steel, this is also false. In fact, little of what spewed forth from her mouth was true. However, she always gets the last word and nobody is allowed to question the truthfulness of her rediculous statements. Rosie O’Donnell is an insult to this show. As a woman, she is an insult to my gender. As an American, she is an insult to my country. After her tantrum regarding our United States military, the men and women fighting for our safety and freedom, she claims to support the troops? Rosie is not even trying to hide the fact that she is speaking from both sides of her mouth. This woman is disgusting. I would like to email this same message to her, but for some reason she has no email address for The (One-Sided) View. Ironic! Nobody can send her messages correcting all of the slanderous allegations that she embarrasses herself with on a daily basis. Rosie O’Donnell does NOT support my “view” of the our country and our troops. I would bet that she does not support most of our citizens’ views of our country and our troops. The United States is not perfect, but it is as close as you can get. Please tell Rosie that if the terrorists had thier way, she would not even be permitted to speak, let alone spew her anti-American hate on national television. She would have been forced to endure painful female circumcision as an infant, she would be required to be covered head to toe in loose clothing, she would be forced to marry, and her husband could beat her when she did not “obey.” This is not a scare tactic. It is what the women of terrorist controlled countries endure. Because of those “fellons” fighting in Iraq and Afganistan, Rosie lives a pretty sweet life.
Okay, okay, her brain needs re-booting AND she needs electroshock therapy.
Casual calumnies filtered through fuzzy, fecated fatuity.
Geez, when is someone going to turn that whale into soap?
Additionally, she brings a great "six pack" to the party! Just thinking of Rosie in an outfit like that makes me want to hurl from my heals up.
Bitch, bitch, bitch!
DON’T BUY THIS STAGED PROPAGANDA..
ROSIE IS SETTING HERSELF UP PRETTY FOR HER OWN SHOW.
SHE IS USING THIS AS A STAGE. LEFT HATEFUL TOXIC SHOW THAT WILL BE USED AS A FORUM BEFORE THE 2008 VOTE.
GET ROSIE OFF THE AIR. SHE IS DANGEROUS TO THE USA.
Then, Rosie the Riveter encouraged everyone, even stay at home moms, to help out in the war effort.
Now, Rosie the Bloviator condemns even those who volunteer to stand in harm’s way to defend our country.