She's so big that if she got stuck in a phone booth, the only way you'd get her out would be to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie out by the curb!"
-(paraphrasing Rodney Dangerfield)
—She’s so big that if she got stuck in a phone booth, the only way you’d get her out would be to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie out by the curb!”—
Or, just get her to fart and blow out the entire booth...