The title of this article inspired the following bit of verse, which is of course based on “Hello muddah, hello faddah”:
“Hello Mullah, Hello Fatwa,
Here I am at Camp Al Qaeda.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we’ll have some fun once we stop training!”
Ahem.
Gotta go now,
There’s a missile
I might survive if the warhead’s not fissile