[IPWGOP]

The way I figure it: Won’t the “savings” of using less TP be offset by the GREATER amount of water & soap needed to more thoroughly & carefully wash our hands?

Yep!

[Iwo Jima]

This is enough to make you want to run into the bathroom, unroll the whole roll, and flush in down the toilet like a three year old.

With that same impish "look what I did" look on your face.