Judging by the condition of some public restrooms I’ve had the displeasure of being in, Sheryl’s little experiment is way ahead of her, and is a miserable failure. The rip factor alone in most toilet tissue means there is a 75% failure rate in individual sheets just getting it off the roll, much less engaging in industrial wiping.
I’m quite sure Sheryl must be producing nothing more than a few rabbit like pellets to suggest with a straight face that one sheet only is a valid option for anyone given to healthy bowl movements, much less brown bomber class BM’s.
If you haven’t experienced brown bomber class, your time will come, perhaps not personally, but surely the results, which at the risk of TMI, are so large that no toilet has the capacity to take them on, leaving the evidence behind for the sanitation engineers and the next few visitors to deal with.
LOL!
We have to start the whispering campaign to inject into the Liberal Psyche the idea that instead of conservation of toilet paper, it would be ALOT more ecologically friendly if they stopped getting daily newspapers (which even simpletons can realize uses 20 to 50 times as much paper daily as a person’s toilet paper quota).
That could sooner sound the death knell for one of the primary Liberal propaganda tools.
FRED THE TREE SAYS: DROP THAT DAILY RAG AND SAVE MY LIFE..
As a hint, I've got it titled "Steaming Coiler".