Posted on 04/27/2007 6:26:43 PM PDT by dirtboy
You haven't lived until you've sung this with a crowd at a beer hall at a Renaissance Festival!
Cheers!
Since it is illegal to keep a domesticated moose, the wild version would have to be milked, and these animals have a fifty-foot radius. If you get within 50 feet it's 50-50 whether you are attacked or fled from. Maybe if you wore a moose skin with attached head like caribou hunters you could get closer; or maybe not.
Ever seen this? It's a long segment about an indestructable Toyota truck. They crash it, run it down stairs, drop it from 10 feet, submerge it under the ocean for hours, drop a travel trailer on top of it, drive it through a shed, torch it, and in a follow on segment, put it atop a building that is then demolished. It still started and drove.
Oh, I suspect constipation can be classified as a complication. ;)
and if it comes as a result of a moose bite...it could be a very worrysome complication. ;)
Heheh, yeah they can be a little agressive too.
I had one go thru the pasture today, headed down to the lake. we see them daily up here in N. Idaho.
I'm not domesticating anything, I have enough to do with the Labs and the mare.
As I understand it, the moose being milked was rescued as a calf after being abandoned by its mother. But that's their look-out in Russia, not mine.
bwteim: hier ist süm tâsti møøsecheese für yøø!Ya,I knøw, ist nicht so veri gøøt als PfefferKäse! ;-)
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