Swedish Treat: Moose Cheese

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2004/Moose_Cheese.htm ^

[magslinger]

PING. C’mere an’ see this.

[dynachrome]

“two hours to milk a moose,”
I’m a-thinking that the moose ain’t really into that.

[dynachrome]

Moose milk ping!

[MilesVeritatis]

Um, hey, uh, Rocky? Hey now, hands off! I'm a bull moose, you silly squirrel!

[dirtboy]

http://comment.independent.co.uk/columnists_a_l/alex_james/article1759438.ece

The most horrible cheese in the world is, without any doubt, the moose cheese of north Norway. They eat it for breakfast. I suppose those of us who like to swim in the deep end of the cheeseboard have worked our way there step-by-step, first by paddling in the rindless mild block cheddars, then splashing around in the Stilton and floating out to sea on a raft of dolcelatte before reaching gingerly for a munster or an époisses.

I’d never so much as heard of the moose-cheese series, and the breakfast bun that I took a huge, hungover chomp on contained an intermediate- to advanced-level stinker that required proper training. The taste was so alien and concentrated that my eyes nearly popped out. I couldn’t swallow it and had to drink lots of water. I’m slightly ashamed to say that I still haven’t been able to pluck up the courage to return to the cheese of the moose, as yet.

[Ready4Freddy]

Mooth ping! ;>)

[Cailleach]

“as he had passions for persons . I can adduce this to the
fact that he needed a Child from this relationship, which never came.”

That’s one way to look at it... *giggles* Ahhhh....it was THAT kind of a private practice?!

[martin_fierro]

[jazusamo]

I believe it’s the sisters who milk the mooses or meece or however the heck you say it, dangerous job!

[antivenom]

DOUBLE GACK!

[dirtboy]

Alternative class teaches students how to dress a moose

[David_G_Burnet]

moose milk is hard to obtain

Ya, fur sur, dats vat I sey

[cowtowney]

“A moose once bit my sister...”

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

[dirtboy]

Kewl. A moose cheese Wikipedia meltdown

[Calvin Locke]

I remember this story from years ago. And for what it's worth, European "moose" is basically elk.

Not quite Bullwinklette.

[LexBaird]

They're cute, but I wouldn't want one in the back yard,

Nothing gets the ol' heart a pumpin' in the morning quite like almost walking into a bull moose on your back deck. Trust me on this one.

[WesternCulture]

From

http://www.indian-lake.com/moose.htm

“Around 1700, the Swedish cavalry experimented with moose as “combat vehicles.” Easy to train and ride, moose have better stamina and terrain mobility than horses and were expected to terrify enemy forces who probably had never seen a moose. The problem: moose kept running away from loud artillery noises.”

[antivenom]

OK...I was worried about moose cheese now you have introduced me to making gravey from the heart...thanks a helluvalot! TRIPLE GACK!!!

[LexBaird]

I remember this story from years ago. And for what it's worth, European "moose" is basically elk.

Their "elk" are the same as our moose. Our "elk" are American Wapiti.

[BobS]

I’ve tried goat’s milk, but they eat grass like cows and sheep. I somehow can’t picture moose eating grass. They’re too big. Tree leaves and bushes maybe. Or a bale of hay.