[Scourge of God]

Someone at her next concert stop should set up this sign:

“BUY YOUR TOILET PAPER CREDITS HERE!”

“For every $1 you give me, I'll use one less square of TP.”

[TexasCajun]

I propose to send Sheryl all my unused 1-ply that I refuse to use as my TP offset so I can wipe my ass guilt free.