Maine School Seeks to Punish Ham Sandwich Prankster

John Birch Society ^ | April 25, 2007

[Unicorn]

Now you’re talking.

[Teacher317]

Many students might think the left hands of Muslims are rather unclean and offensive to have in close proximity... can we ban those from our schools, as well?

[Daffynition]

[Let's Roll]

A previous story on this had the principle referring to “normal” and muslim students.

While hilarious - it was also quite accurate.

[L98Fiero]

“This isn’t real. It’s a joke.”

No, it is real. The story YOU link to is the parody of a REAL story, dateline April 19.

http://www.sunjournal.com/story/208385-3/LewistonAuburn/Hate_incident_in_city/

[Types_with_Fist]

No, it is real. The story YOU link to is the parody of a REAL story, dateline April 19.

That's quite correct. The parody is based on a real story. I'm beginning to think the confusion on this came about because the parody didn't have to stretch it much.

[F.J. Mitchell]

If the Islamite terrorist students had sawed of the head of a Chistian student with a dull rusty knife in study hall, the incident would have been ignored by the Study hall monitor, the school principle, the superintendent of schools, the local police department, the town mayor, state representative, the governor, the US rep for the district,the local news media, the MSM,and the ACLU.

It would have been called anything but a hate crime and would have been described, if described at all as a muslim student giving a Christian student a free haircut that went bad.

[L98Fiero]

“I’m beginning to think the confusion on this came about because the parody didn’t have to stretch it much.”

Not much at all.

[Truth29]

Gee. Things are really reaching the surreal when parody and reality merge and it is hard to tell the difference.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Where ya been so long, TWF? Every time I see your on line name, I think,”that’s what my keyboard thinks I am doin”.

[Beckwith]

Next they'll be demanding that grocery stores cease the display and sale of any pork products. I am not being sarcastic.

No you're not. They'll even have the help of politicians.

Barack Obama sponsored Illinois Senate Bill 750 creating the "Halal Food Act," providing for inspections by the Department of Agriculture to ensure that all food labeled Halal is prepared according to Islamic law.

Obama is also protective of civil rights for Muslims in the U.S., saying, "In the wake of 9/11, my meetings with Arab and Pakistani Americans have a more urgent quality, for the stories of detentions and FBI questioning and hard stares from neighbors have shaken their sense of security and belonging," he laments. "I will stand with them should the political winds shift in an ugly direction."

There it is folks -- Obama right out saying where he stands -- with his brother Muslims.

[L98Fiero]

“Things are really reaching the surreal when parody and reality merge and it is hard to tell the difference.”

You said it, my friend. Nutty times.

[AU72]

What would happen at that school if a muslim left a roast beef sandwich in front of a Catholic student on Good Friday?

[Types_with_Fist]

Where ya been so long, TWF?

Haven't posted so much lately. My keyboard is all banged up...:-)

[L98Fiero]

“I will stand with them should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.”

Holy crap. For a politician to declare blind allegiance to any group is bad but one so prone to mass violence against Westerners? The man is a traitor and just admitted it.

[chaosagent]

bookmarked

[Beckwith]

In that case, it should be repeated.

Obama is also protective of civil rights for Muslims in the U.S., saying, "In the wake of 9/11, my meetings with Arab and Pakistani Americans have a more urgent quality, for the stories of detentions and FBI questioning and hard stares from neighbors have shaken their sense of security and belonging," he laments.  "I will stand with them should the political winds shift in an ugly direction."

[ridesthemiles]

having a ham sandwich in close proximity to Muslims is “an awful thing.” “”
Who is defining “close proximity”???

To a people who study astronomy, it is one thing.
To the guy who cuts diamonds, it is another.

[genew]

See tagline.

[Truth29]

Do you have a link for the Obama quote in your post? I would like to send it on.