You're right! Let's see if we can embellish:
...Now, when the remaining nine men realized that they could not pay the tab, they started debating amongst themselves on how to cover the shortage, and they decided to let the majority decide the issue.
Since the first five men were poor and now constituted a majority of the group, they voted to institute an "Alternative Minimum Tab" that would be paid by anyone who had any money. That minimum was set at $20, and the upper four men picked up the tab.
Obviously, the next night, only five men showed up to drink.
Now that was good. :)
Continuing:
Deprived of their access to the right to consume the beverage of there choice the remaining men wrote a letter to their Congresswomyn, Dianne Pelosi-Boxer, the well known People's Choice candidate from the moderate community of San Bezerkley.
Immediately, Ms. Pelosi-Boxer, introduced a bill in congress to allow for a 'Fair-Tax' Credit to be be applied for the consumption of adult beverages for the remaining men. Ms. Pelosi-Boxer added:
"the real crime here was the misguided attempt by the Captilist Bartender who sought a Price cut and rebate for the super Rich elitists of this group."
Ms. Pelosi-Boxer was not available for further comment as she was for her private jet which was scheduled to take her to Petite Auberge Solelil, the exclusive retreat she and her husband own in California.