Best Opus Ever!
I laughed! I cried! It was much better than Cats!
I liked it so much, I tore my thumbs off! TWO BLOODY STUMPS UP!
Oh, man, no thumbs? What’s gonna separate you from the animals now?
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I signed up at FR back long ago, before it turned into what it is today. I used to really like FR, but lately
a) it's become a cesspool
b) Jim Robinson is losing his mind
c) the moderators are out of control
d) all of the above
I will really miss some of my favorite posters... {insert list here - wave and sniff a little thinking about all the people you'll miss.}
I am
a) deeply saddened at the direction FR has taken
b) going to find a place to post where people will appreciate me
c) taking all my toys and going home
d) all of the above
If you all would just
a) hog tie Jim Robinson and take over the forum
b) kick out the Shaivo bots
c) kick out the Rudibots
d) kick out the Bushbots
e) kick out the pro-illegal immigration idiots
f) kick out the anti-illegal immigration idiots
g) admit that I know more than you
then I know that FreeRepublic could once again become a force to be reckoned with.
Please heed my warning before it's too late for you all.
And now,
a) please remove my account
b) please ban me
c) let me keep whining a while about how wronged I have been by
1) the mods
2) Jim Robinson
3) the Rudibots
4) the Bushbots
5) the anti-immigration crowd
6) the Shaivo-weenies
Good-bye.
“I laughed! I cried! It was much better than Cats!”
Plus 10 points for SNL hypnotist commercial reference.
“Best Opus Ever!
I laughed! I cried! It was much better than Cats!
I liked it so much, I tore my thumbs off! TWO BLOODY STUMPS UP!”
That reminds me of Selma Diamond on Night Court. LOL
“I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.”