I rarely use any toilet paper. I have bidets installed on my toilets which squirt heated water to cleans and then blows warm air to dry, negating the need for toilet paper, but obviously using extra water and electricity.
These jet-setting fraudsters probably have bidets too, which enables them to sanctimoniously advise everybody else to scrimp like paupers and pretend they also limit their toilet paper use.
OK, that explains that embarassing incident with Sheryl on the water fountain...